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03:49 Dec 22 2007
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13:55 Dec 09 2007
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An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get
a stay of execution for a client who was due to be hanged for murder
at midnight.
His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had been made and he
was feeling worn out and depressed.
As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on
him, "What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you
been? Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it". And on and on and on.
Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went
and poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot
soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as
he dragged himself up the stairs
While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was
told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a Stay
of Execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight.
Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided
to go upstairs and give him the good news.
As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her
husband, bent over naked, drying his legs and feet. "They're not
hanging Wright tonight," she said.
To which he whirled around and screamed,
"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN,
DON'T YOU EVER STOP?!"
N00b...02:25 Dec 06 2007
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Stupid n00bs...
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